Al Gore Quotes

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Al Gore

"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." --Vice President Al Gore

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts." --Vice President Al Gore

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun-, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe,& water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." --Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."--Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president,& that one word is to be prepared."--Vice President Al Gore,12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." --Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'' -- Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow." --Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-edi@cated American people in the world." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." --Vice President Al Gore

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." --Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a f irm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." --Vice President Al Gore

"Public speaking is very easy." --Vice President Al Gore to reporters 10/95

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." --Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." --Vice President Al Gore

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." --Al Gore

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur..." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority..." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." --Vice President Al Gore

AND, OF COURSE, (TO ALL USERS OF,THE INTERNET), THE ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTATION OF MR. AL GORE.

"As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet" --AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99 (To which Dan Quayle responded: "And I invented spell-check!")

 

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