Kids Books That Didn't Make it....

 

1. Your different and that's bad!

2. The boy who died from eating all his veggies.

3. Dad's new wife, Robert.

4. Fun 4-letter words to know and share.

5. Hammers, screwdrivers, and scissors: An I-can-do-it book.

6. Kids guide to hitch hiking.

7. Kathy was so bad her Mom stopped loving her.

8. Curious George and the High Voltage fence.

9. All cats go to hell.

10. The little sissy who snitched.

11. Some kittens can fly.

12. That's it, I'm putting you up for adoption!

13. Grandpa gets a casket.

14. The magic world inside the Abandoned Refrigerator.

15. Garfield gets fine leukemia.

16. The pop-up book for human anatomy.

17. Strangers have the best candy.

18. Whining, kicking crying to get you what you want.

19. Your were an accident.

20. POP! Goes the hamster...and other great microwave games.

21. Things rich kids have but you never will.

22. The man on the moon is satin.

23. Your nightmares are real!

24. Where do you want to be buried?

25. Toilet paper, eggs and your school.

26. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical outlet be friends?

27. Places your mommy and daddy hind neat things.

28. Daddy drinks because you cry.

 

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